Merry Christmas, Hellsing Style! by Shebby2007, literature
Literature
Merry Christmas, Hellsing Style!
There's this tradition
That only comes around once a year.
It’s made Pip and his soldiers
Learn to tremble with fear.
Whether roaming the halls,
Or just enjoying a tonic and gin.
You’re bound to see a shadow hiding,
Or Sir Integra with a feral grin.
Seras thought it was cute the first year.
The second was strange.
By the third it was a concern,
And now it’s just become plain.
Alucard was nowhere to be found,
As he was around Christmas day.
If he was to be outed,
Everyone else would pay.
It would happen eventually,
Integra would finally summon him.
Her way of giving up the chase,
And his way of hating what
Jack and Jill ran up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack tripped Jill and made it spill,
But Jill’s imaginary friend caught her.
Jack freaked out and started to shout,
But Jill merely grinned in glee.
For her friend hated Jack and worked without slack,
To cause her brother to flee.
Jack ran far and avoided a car,
While Jill’s ‘friend’ gave chase.
But Jack was fast and made it at last,
To his house with quite some haste.
He told on the friend to his mom to the end,
Including how he ran home.
But his mother was mad because Jack had been bad,
And left his sister alone.
Jack knew she was right but was